🎬Diamonds are forever?

Good morning. It’s been a weird weekend. An orca at SeaWorld in San Antonio, Texas defecated during a show and then splashed the crowd with the poopy water. According to interpreters who communicate with whales and were at the show, the orca responsible for the incident said if they got a little closer to the tank, it would give them something else to write about.

Morale of the story: Front-row seats aren’t always the best.

— Edna Akanni

POLITICS
Botswana finally gets the revolution it wanted

Monirul Bhuiyan/AFP

The Land of Diamonds is making headlines because the shiny gem has put up a lackluster performance for its economy since the turn of the year, prompting a change in government.

On Friday, President Mokgweetsi Masisi conceded defeat after parliamentary elections in which voters overwhelmingly rejected the ruling party that had been in power for 58 years. He made the congratulatory call to the opposition leader, Duma Boko faster than you would return a ‘call me now’ text from your landlord, referring to him as the new president-elect.

Diamonds are forever?

Botswana is one of the world’s biggest producers of rough diamonds by value, but the stability it’s enjoyed from them is shaking. The price of diamonds is falling, as is demand. Demand has virtually collapsed in the important markets of China and the U.S. as artificial diamonds grown in laboratories are becoming increasingly popular.

  • In 2023, 12 million carats of diamonds were extracted from Botswana’s largest mine in Orapa, the equivalent of two and a half tons. This year, it will only be half as much.

  • In July, the International Monetary Fund slashed Botswana's growth forecast for 2024 from 3.6% to 1%.

According to experts, President Masisi’s attempts to diversify the economy away from diamonds were apparently too little, too late - and the people of Botswana could tell.

More of the same, please. Duma Boko who took office on Friday, has already begun negotiations with De Beers, the world’s largest diamond miner to implement an agreement that would see Botswana own 50% of the diamonds mined on its soil. His action plans also appear to be focused on the diamond industry, with an emphasis on processing instead of just exporting the raw material. -EA

TRENDING
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ROUH

Russia fines Google $20.5 decillion over YouTube content moderation. The silly-sounding number reflects that Russia is big mad at the video platform for failing to restore the YouTube accounts of state media outlets, which the tech company considers pro-Moscow propaganda channels. The fine, which is “20” followed by 33 digits, increases by $1 million every day it goes unpaid. Digital trends reported that $20.5 decillion is equivalent to all the money on Earth multiplied by 23,809,523.

SHOWER THOUGHTS

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NEWS
Round the continent

  • Minors, aged between 14 and 17 are currently facing conspiracy charges in Nigeria for their alleged participation in a cost-of-living protest in August.

  • Seychelles again has topped the list of most powerful passports on the continent. Seychellois are able to travel to 156 countries visa-free.

  • Google is providing $5.8 million in funding to organizations in Kenya, Nigeria, and South Africa to advance foundational AI skills.

  • Guinea’s junta has mass dissolved 53 political parties and placed 54 more under observation. It is also yet to announce a date for return to civilian rule.

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